This is my favourite book for a billion reason’s.For example when Joe runs for home… what’s going to happen next!!!His past was completely different he, rich in the beginning. Do you think he’s better poor or rich? When he was poorer and smaller, he’d go with his Dad and Mum to the local burger shop, sneakily his Dad would sneak in ham and pickle sandwiches!
The characters are …
Joe Spud the Billionaire , Len Spud his Dad and Carol Spud she divorced Len and went to Dubai.
Bob (Joe’s friend) Bob’s Mum.
Lauren, an actress.
The Grubb’s, the school bullies.
Raj the News agent
Sapphire, mean stepmother of Joe.
The annoying Teachers.
Mrs Trafe, the dinner lady.
When Joe’s dad realised ‘Bum Fresh’ Joe’s whole life changed they lived in a huge mansion that was visible from outer space and it only took 5 minutes to motor up the drive.
At one part Joe’s dad completely messed up he bought Joe a friend,what kind of Father would do that!?
After a while at school Bob told Joe “Lauren’s a fake she’s an actress.Also I saw her the other day with somebody else .”
Of course Joe had to ask Lauren if this was true, she said Bob was a big fat lying pig.Is Lauren lying or telling the truth?
At school it was Cross Country with Mr.Bruise, Bob somehow lost his running kit I wonder how that happened? Bob runs with his Y fronts and a vest!When Bob and Joe finally finish Cross Country run… more like Cross Country walk it’s time to go home finally.They both talked about their family life sadly Bob’s dad died because he had cancer…..
The Grubbs are twins.One of them is a girl and the other one’s a boy,the strange thing is they both look the same.This is what they look like: They’re both hairy, they have moustache’s, matching crew cuts and hairy knuckles .That’s quite strange if I do say so my self,since one is girl.
Any way let’s talk about Mrs.Trafe the dinner lady,firstly her food is revolting. Everyone hates it they’d rather die then eat her food.This one of the revolting food she served, Road-kill Bake that sounds even worse.
I’d recommend this book to readers who are interested about feeling emotions,making it like you’re in the scene and you’re a character in that scene.For example when Len and Sapphire get engaged.Or when the Queen gets a purple bum,or when Carol Joe’s old Mother gets divorced.Or when Mr.Spud loose’s ‘everything.’